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10/29/2004 Archived Entry: "This actually happened"
This is a transcript of an actual conversation yesterday. A trader initiated a private chat with me, while I was in my intraday chat room. I post it here as an example of the beautiful variety of human life-forms..... teddyfreddy: i didnt want to alert everyone of my problem
FibMaster:
lol
teddyfreddy: like i was saying i have some trouble
FibMaster:
ok
teddyfreddy: well i am a pig farmer and ive just installed the interenet
and as i was viewing some web pages a window popped up and it claimed that i
could double my money with shares if i gave that site my credit card details FibMaster: lol really
teddyfreddy: yeah
teddyfreddy: so i did it teddyfreddy: and now im broke!!!
FibMaster: haha
teddyfreddy: they
stole my fuckin money!
teddyfreddy: its not funny
teddyfreddy: i
might only make 3.70 an hour but i work hard for it
FibMaster: call credit
card company, get them to reverse the charges. no problem, but do it
now.
teddyfreddy: whats your advice
FibMaster:
http://www.fibmarkets.com/distribution/tmp/041027_du_YM.html
FibMaster: oops
wrong post
teddyfreddy: yeah i tried that but they couldnt do anything
about it
FibMaster: ignore that
FibMaster: well then you're out of luck.
need to start over.
FibMaster: and rememebr that no-one will be able to
double your money.
FibMaster: the markets are extrememly difficult to
trade.
FibMaster: it takes several years of losing money before you get good
at trading. just like farming.
FibMaster: if you really want to trade
shares, you're off to a good start, learned a good lessong right there. more
lessons on the way. it's a long and difficult path.
teddyfreddy: fuck me
drunk
teddyfreddy: i didnt think it was gonna be such a bitch teddyfreddy: can you give me any hidden tips for shares?
FibMaster:
and the path is full of nasty vultures who will rob you. bastards. I'm sorry
to say.
teddyfreddy: like good companies to invest in?
FibMaster: no
teddy, you'll just lose more money. that is exactly the wrong way to go about
it.
teddyfreddy: so your saying i should just take there money teddyfreddy: like hack them or something?
FibMaster: I'm saying forget
about shares trading.
FibMaster: do something you are good at. unless you
like losing money.
teddyfreddy: well my mumma says im good at breeding pigs teddyfreddy: but i wanna make more money
teddyfreddy: i guess selling
my body on the streets isnt an option?
FibMaster: only if you're good at
it.
teddyfreddy: shit ummm
teddyfreddy: what if i just give you my
money
teddyfreddy: and you try and get me more of it
teddyfreddy:
using shares
FibMaster: lol you already did that to the people who took
your credit card number.
teddyfreddy: yeah but i can trust you right?? FibMaster: no, you can't trust anyone with your money. Are you
sober?
teddyfreddy: well come to think of it i have drunk a couple bottles
today
teddyfreddy: anyways
teddyfreddy: my credit card number is
xxxxxxxxx (number erased) and my pin is 6969
FibMaster: there's the problem right there. get some sleep, take a fresh look some other time.
teddyfreddy: (my missess favourtie position.)
teddyfreddy: sleep?!?!?
teddyfreddy: fuck sleep
FibMaster: ok I need to get back to trading. take care.
teddyfreddy: i want money babey!
FibMaster: bye.
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